Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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