I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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