TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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