Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
two words...techno handjob
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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