I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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