I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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