I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Alive.
So much puke
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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