We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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