i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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