Hey man sorry I got all grabby
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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