Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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