Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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