How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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