I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
When did we convert life to cartoon?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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