he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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