dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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