I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
my liver is dry heaving
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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