Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Randomize
