he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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