anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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