He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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