Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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