Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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