rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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