She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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