Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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