trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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