SEEEEXXX PLEASE
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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