I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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