Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She tied me up with her honor cords...
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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