Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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