Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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