people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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