Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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