I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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