Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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