I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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