He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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