you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
