She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
thus making me awesome and them whores
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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