do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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