But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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