so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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