We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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