There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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