Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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