Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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