btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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