so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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