I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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