Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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