belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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