woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
they need to just BURY HIM!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You brought string cheese to the strip club
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I deserve this hangover.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
