she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
and i looked up. we had an audience...
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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