party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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