with your own penis?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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