So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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