You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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