My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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